Poor old Fernandes is waiting for Everton to come pick him up from this misery… Fernandes is pictured swimming with the rest of the Valencia team but we’ve added our own personalized touch to the photograph. [...]

The last few weeks have been worrying ones for many Evertonians, with little transfer activity, news of new loans being taken out, no contract signed by Moyes and rumours that we were about to sign Stephen Carr…